Saturday, January 17, 2009

Kids say the darndest things..

A friend of mine has a nephew named Aliff. I cant remember his age but his definitely not in pre-school yet. One day, the father told my friend, “Cuba tanya, Aliff nak jadi apa..”

Then my friend asked him, “Aliff, nanti Aliff besar, Aliff nak jadi apa??”

Dengan selamba dia jawab, “Nanti Aliff besar, Aliff nak jadi monyet!!”

And my friend gelak gila2.. Ntah mana dia belajar..
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Another day, Aliff’s sister, Aishah, was asking the mother to buy her a hair clip. She told the mother, “Ummi, Aishah suka sangat klip rambut tu.. Yang macam Tini pakai.. Comel sgt Ummi. Boleh tak ummi beli untuk Aishah?”

Then the mother replied, “Boleh. Nanti Aishah cakap kat mana Aishah nampak. Nanti ummi beli yea.”

Aliff came and menyampuk, “Aliff tau ummi. Aliff tau nak dapat kat mana. Hari tu Aliff nampak!”

“Kat mana?” the mother asked further.

Know what he answered? “Kat kepala Tini ummi. Aliff nampak Tini pakai!!”

Hadoiii.. Bleh pengsan kalau hari2 macam ni!
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One day, he saw a musician, playing a musical instrument. With full excitement, he screamed, “FUYYOOO.. DIA TIUP JAMBANNNN!!!!!”
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Can you guys guess what is it?

The answer is..
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This thing!


On another hand, Ian’s 2nd cousin, Firdaus (abg Alya from this entry). Pun jenis loyar buruk. He was ptty-trained by his mommy. Then he asked his mommy,

“Mommy, nape Aus takleh pakai diaper?”

Knowing that he will not accept this kind of answer à “Aus dah besar”.. “Aus dah nak sekolah..”, the mother replied, “Kan Daddy selalu bising, harga minyak mahal.. Duit tak cukup nak beli diapers. Kalau beli diapers, takleh beli toys.”

Then he asked again, “A’ah.. Ye kan mommy. Siyan daddy. Tapi nanti, kalau harga minyak turun, Aus boleh pakai diapers balik tak??”

Hahhahaha.. Jawab.. Jangan tak jawab… Mak memang la lawyer, anak plak lagi loyar.. Sape yang menang? Hahhaha.. Siyan Kak Nie. Adik Aus, Saffiyah (kakak pada Alya, lagi loyar buruk!)
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As for myself, when I facilitate one of the programme to promote financial literacy organized by the S*, I had this experience. The person in-charged asked the kids, “What can you guys do to generate more income during this school holiday without asking from your parent??”

One of them replied, “I’ll trade him on eBay for 2000 bucks. Then I don’t have to work at all!” (While pointing to a boy next to him!).. Hadoii.. Hebatnya bebudak skrg.. Makcik umur 9 tahun taktau menatang apa pun ebay tuh..

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P/s – Apa pengalaman korang ngan bebudak??

1 comment:

Han said...

Kalau compare ank sedare laki aku dgn ank sedara pompuan aku, rasanya, yang pompuan lg keletah.. Mulut lg loyar buruk.. Hahahha..